1/25/17 Alphabetical Advice
Admit to your mistakes.
Be bold.
Consider the possibilities.
Drain your bank account while young.
Eggplant emojis are misconstrued.
Finish him, Katniss.
Get off the landmine.
Help yourself to seconds.
Ignore the h8ers.
Johnny,get your gun.
Kontrol your spellling.
Lose yourself more than Eminem.
Mo' money, mo' problems.
Never enter Yummy Chinese.
Open a bank account under the name "James Monroe"
Perfume kills.
Quit early.
Race to the beginning.
Start a lemonade stand at the age of 15.
"That's what." -She
Under the rainbow there is no gold.
Vroom your car like in movies at stoplights.
"Winners make the grade. Whiners make excuses" -The Wall, Room 354
Xylophones are weapons too.
Yo mamma jokes are dead, don't use them.
Zest is best.
No comments:
Post a Comment